In 2006 in a market place located in the middle east, a man was selling fruit in a stand. But this particular fruit vendor was an ex-mental patient who was trying to rebuild his life with his humble new job. A man in a rush walked by quickly, the vendor asked him "Would you like to buy a watermelon?" The man replied "no" very rudely. Suddenly the man heard an angry, insane scream. Without warning, and defying all laws of science, the vendor shoved a watermelon up the man's colon. The story is passed on to this day. If you ask someone if they would like to buy a watermelon and they say no, it means they would like a watermelon shoved up their colon.
"I asked this girl if she wanted to buy a watermelon and she said no!"

"dude she is so sick!"

" I know, right?"
by Herbie Mcfish April 29, 2009
The egg of a snake, as thought of in common lofian lore
Dont touch that watermelon, it might hatch soon.
by Philip Sap June 13, 2008
A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.
"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"
by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 23, 2009
A thicker woman's organ that contains an excess amount of 'water'. This includes plump, large or heavy women who are easily prepared for intercourse.
Chris: Check out that beautiful fruit of a woman.
Bryan: Yah she's a watermelon ripe and ready to eat
by TheBeamerMan February 06, 2011
The action of ripping someone a new asshole large enough to fit a watermelon through.
I'm gonna watermelon your ass if you don't shut up!
by Matthew Michael Smithonian April 28, 2009
The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it
1. God eats watermelon with jesus

2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon

Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?

Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends
by You want to know why? June 25, 2009
noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup

verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench

adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing

verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench

adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
by wetwatermelonwench.yeah June 11, 2009

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