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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.

naked water-skiing

naked water-skiing is taking getting naked, grabbing your board, and going water-skiing -- guys may or may not have a hard-on.
Matt came home with me for spring break, and I took him naked water-skiing - we both had big boners as we rode the waves!
naked water-skiing by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

sand water skiing 

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand
sand water skiing by Litnfit April 28, 2024

on-sand water skiing 

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
on-sand water skiing by Litnfit April 28, 2024

Waterskiing

When a couple is going through a large crowd. They won't let go of each others hand for THIRTY FRICKIN SECONDS, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.
Did you see Zach and Jillian? They won't break contact so theyre awkwardly waterskiing.

Waterskiing

Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.
Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
Waterskiing by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008