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1.
Slang: (Aust.)
The act of being so thoroughly drunk that you piss yourself at the bar with your legs apart, while holding onto the handrail along the side.

Aussie 1: "Jeez mate, you look rough. Hard night?"
Aussie 2: "Too bloody right. I got so steamed last night I went waterskiing at the bar!"
Aussie 1: "Strewth! I bet that was a relief..."
by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008
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2.
When a couple is going through a large crowd. They won't let go of each others hand for THIRTY FRICKIN SECONDS, so this results in an awkward crowd-parting in which the guy is dragged behind the girl or vice versa.
Did you see Zach and Jillian? They won't break contact so theyre awkwardly waterskiing.
by efvaebaegfbgahdbgrhytgdfbnhtg November 05, 2011
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3.
When your fingers skim the water in the toilet bowl while you are wiping your ass.
I went waterskiing this morning because i was late for class.
by Pathimself September 17, 2007
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4.
When a woman attempts to form a relationship with multiple guys who are friends. Although the relationships are usually sexual they can also be close friendships.
Fuck this whore! She is waterskiing really hard!
by bud123456 June 13, 2010
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5.
A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
by briantech September 29, 2005
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