TV Watching Utensils 

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

TV Watching Utensils by D Flawless November 13, 2021

Thumbs up if you're watching this in... 

What happens when a bunch of fucking idiots on Youtube think of a way to get thumbs up on a video from a year ago or more. It goes like this:

*Video from at least a year ago*

"LULOLOYULUOULZZZZZ TUMZ OOP IF YURZ wochin dis in 2012!!11111!11111111!"

Me: No, I'm listening to this in 1933.

"lulz hipstr fag"

"Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2012."

Me: Kill yourself.

(I have to include the title in the example so Thumbs up if you're watching this in...)

Thumbs up if you're watching this in... by Chowder183 August 27, 2012

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up 

A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"

Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up by Javalentinte July 3, 2021

binge-watching 

Watching a TV series in like a week with multiple seasons, and getting little to no sleep.

i am currently binge-watching all 10 seasons of Supernatural.
or
I binge watched 10 years of television in 2 weeks!

binge-watching by Emo/SPN Trash af October 19, 2015

Cock watching 

When a man is in another mans business instead of focusing on his own moves or decisions. Usually it’s when you’re doing something they don’t agree with or thought of first so they hate on it.

“Bro why are you worried about what I’m doing you’re cock watching right now..”

Cock watching by Jayrodrick December 5, 2020

Tank top Watching 

When a creepy guy is watching you, (he doesn’t have to be wearing a tank top) but he has to give off tank top vibes. And have a little dirt on his shirt.

“There was this guy that was tank top watching me earlier.”

Tank top Watching by Savowtruffle July 19, 2021

STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER 

syria and assad is only love

That boy wont stop watching Gay spider. He isnt a true assad

STOP WATCHING GAY SPIDER by busrespeccer9 January 29, 2020