Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness 

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness by godthefish March 14, 2011

wantness 

An overwhelming feeling of sexual attraction for another person. Usually defined by increased heart rate, heat in erogenous zones and occasional staring and sweating. Can manifest itself with alcoholic beverage consumption, appropriate music, dinner or clever conversation.

Can occur in a single individual but is most often enjoyed with a minimum of two willing participants.

"After the conversation I had with that hot chick, I got hit with the wantness real bad."

wantness by Caelifer February 9, 2010

darkness then redness then whiteness 

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.

go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

darkness then redness then whiteness by benHarr November 5, 2013

wiseness 

1. being of greater smartness than those surrounding you

2. Being of wise ancestors

3. What you say when you forgot the word "wisdom"!

1. Ya' know that I got some more wiseness than all ya'll dumb asses put together!

2. My great grandpa was really smart; I ended up with all of his wiseness!

3. Damn I'm so smart, I got some good "wiseness"!

wiseness by RamboY April 25, 2009

Schrodinger's Whiteness 

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

Schrodinger's Whiteness by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

wasteperson 

Loser, useless person.

See that person who was chatting crap? Yer they're a WASTEPERSON

wasteperson by L.Trakz August 2, 2005

Wasteperson 

politically correct version of wasteman

i've been drinking for 36 hours and my mum just heard me trying to score cocaine, i'm such a bloody wasteperson

Wasteperson by woopdedoda April 7, 2008