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wastegate wanker 

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.
"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."
wastegate wanker by Adam May 13, 2005
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Wastegate Flutter

when your at full boost with your turbo charged vehicle and you let off and your turbo makes a orgasmic sound
my god listen to that dirty wastegate flutterBRAAAAAP stututu”

wastegate wanker 

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.
There goes another wastegate wanker.
wastegate wanker by GravelRash November 17, 2003

wasteyute 

Someone which you dislike, gets on your nerves, or is just a plain dumbass
Yo, my brother is such a wasteyute
wasteyute by Babyface6595 December 30, 2010

wasterbate 

to masterbate over something that isnt worth the time or the effort then realising what you have done.
"dude i need to jerk of so bad but if im afraid if i blow my load over the wrong thing it could turn it a total wasterbate nightmare"
wasterbate by Toffer92 April 13, 2010
Defined as:
1) The female equivilant of a wasteman, meaning a loser i.e. waste of space.
2) A slut. A female that can be used (shagged) and then promptly discarded. A woman of easy virtue, though not necessarily a prositute.

This phrase comes from the combination of the words wasteman and gash, and is becoming ever more popular in the north london and the home counties of UK.
1)"Allow that wastegash"
2)"I linked with a standard wastegash last night. Bare casual ting. You know how we do. "
wastegash by MC Blitzkrieg January 30, 2006

sandee westgate 

the most beautiful,sophisticated, elegant and not to mention the hottest celebrity in the adult entertainment industry