wasted wad 

Someone who is worthless, lazy, forever screwing up. It all started at inception with the wad from a penis.

One would say "why don't you ask bill to help you out with that?" Response " I would but he's another wasted wad".

wasted wad by pseudomaster October 8, 2009

Wad Waste 

A complete waste of a human. Wasted sperm

Dude's a frickin wad waste!

Wad Waste by jimmycrapedcorn November 16, 2014

wastedead 

When you're drunk enough that you're on the brink of death.

Person 1: Dude you're back from the hospital, you good?

Person 2: Yea man, I was only wastedead. Thank God I didn't take another shot.

wastedead by Chaz Badazz April 12, 2016

wastedwaster 

A person that is always fucked. e.g stoned, pissed, coked-up.....a smack rat basically. wasting his/her life coz he/she is wasted

I'm not saying bein wasted is always a bad thing tho :)

>;D

"woooooow dude I'm wasted"
"yeah, your a wastedwaster lol"
"Too fuckin right I am :D"
"lets carry on"
"lets" :)

wastedwaster by Mr. Lightbulb March 22, 2006