WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

wasp mom 

A WASP mom is an acronym that stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Mom. The acronym WASP first came into use in the 1950s. It is now commonly used to refer to moms who are white, wealthy, and essentially a basic bitch. Commonly found in Caitlin Reilly's viral TikTok videos.

WASP Mom having a psychotic break during FaceTime

wasp mom by caitlenreilly May 18, 2020

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

Wassima

A smart and beautiful girl. Don't fuck with her because she's going to get your ass with Karma. She's a strong and great leader. She is good with people and you can trust her. She is not a liar and if it comes to it she'll fight for what she loves.

Do you know her? I've heard of her, her name is Wassima. They say you better don't fuck with her beacause she's going to get your ass.

Wassima by (JustSomeone) February 26, 2017

Wass

Bullshit

My man is chatting wass.
Stop chatting wass.

Wass by Death. May 11, 2018

Wassim 

The best of the best, extremely sexy and handsome, his name stands for handsome in arabic so it only makes sense, always has a smile on his face, usually has a group of 5 friends and spends most of his time on social media, had many crushes but he never had a girlfriend

Girl: Who's that handsome looking boy?
Guy: That's my homie wassim

Wassim by A random dude. April 23, 2019