Wasping
Wasping by Avoparsley January 30, 2018
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Verb. The act of vacuuming wasps out of thin air in the effort to capture and tame them. These wasps are then taught various tricks and then donated to local zoos.
Wasping by bender billy October 28, 2014
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The act of either loitering around and staring expectantly at, or outright stealing someone else's food whilst they're trying to eat it.
'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.
If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.
'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.
If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.
'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
Stop bloody wasping on my chips, Jason! I asked if you wanted any when we were in the chippy, and you said you weren't hungry!
wasping by Grammared! August 6, 2016
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Wasp-posting, otherwise known as "wasping", is when one is being excessively sexual / horny-posting regarding a fat man, woman, person or character.
Often times commenting on the larger person's features and what they want to do with said character, in a rude yet obviously yearning sort of manner. To sting, but to still be in love with what you're bullying.
Wasping is NOT : "you are big and fat and I want to jiggle you" ;
It's more-so : " I hope you roll over and your fat ass cheeks cracks another wall you wobbling pile of lard"
Often times commenting on the larger person's features and what they want to do with said character, in a rude yet obviously yearning sort of manner. To sting, but to still be in love with what you're bullying.
Wasping is NOT : "you are big and fat and I want to jiggle you" ;
It's more-so : " I hope you roll over and your fat ass cheeks cracks another wall you wobbling pile of lard"
"You ripped another pair of pants? I bet you wanted that to happen, lardass."
"Don't worry he's not being mean, he's just wasping. He wants you bigger."
Or
"Marce's new model is so freaking fat, dude. I've been wasping the whole stream while he sloshes his fat, gurgly belly."
"Don't worry he's not being mean, he's just wasping. He wants you bigger."
Or
"Marce's new model is so freaking fat, dude. I've been wasping the whole stream while he sloshes his fat, gurgly belly."
wasping by Slabomander April 29, 2026
Vancouver, Washington
A church inside a former Kmart.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"
Vancouver, Washington by Papa Zita March 9, 2020