wassock

Gullible fool, or Village Idiot, with elements of pomposity.

He's a right daft wassock, thinks he knows it all but he can't tell cabbage from turnip!

by freswith December 2, 2004

wassock

Lancashire dialect word, only ever used light-heartedly as a very mild insult. Pronounced 'wazzock' rather than with an 's' sound. Once famously appeared on a hit record by Tony Capstick, giving it a brief period of popularity with schoolkids, including me, but now only uttered without a degree of irony by coffin dodgers.

No, you wassock, I said Settle, not Seattle!

by cactuscat September 15, 2006