Skip to main content

My skirt was up 

1) Fed up
2) At the end of your rope
3) Done with a situation
My skirt was up when that bitch decided to put her hand in my face. I was definitely fed up with bitches tryna be tough. I don't remember anything after that because I blacked out. All I know is I was in jail the next day.
My skirt was up by RayyzzBandzz August 7, 2017

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA! 

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE 

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog
this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up

Hym "You're making shit up because you though I was making shit up. Your skeptical and attitude towards me and people like me is why you didn't believe me and not a lack of evidence and now you are trying to exclude me from a remedy that you only know you need because of me. This is not gratitude what you are doing here. You are trying to make it worse for me and I did not do that to you."

it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up. 

A vintage meme, commonly used moments before something bad happens.
Idiot: I'm going to jump off this cliff!
You: No don't do it!
Idiot: *Jumps*
Random Voice: it was at this moment he knew, he fucked up.

Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s 

I was born in Calgary and was raised just outside of it. Not to bore the shit out of anyone, but living outside of it for 40 + years was more than I could personally stand. I actually am the "real Deal", rodeoing for 23 years and working in practically all fields of employment. It is a town full of pretentious wanna-be's that once a year form a gigantic 8 foot deep screw-fest called the Stampede. I entered it twice and can say without a doubt that lethbridge even has a better show. They say that line about the best form of flattery, but that town go's so far past the point it is unbearable to contestants, so 90% don't even stick around long enough to eat. I believe the best thing I have done is move 2 hours further away from that puss-factory with plans of even getting further out. Acreages get bought up by lawn mowing oil idiots and nice places in town are meth labs. Sound a little sour? Take a good look around you while your in town and then try to find some silence out of town. If your not from here, heed my words. In the 60s and 70s, It was good, from a kids point of view. but rest assured, Calgary sucks.
Calgary was a great place to grow up in the 60s and 70s.