A great show about a lawyer who moves back into his hometown and runs his law firm in a bowling alley that he bought. While back in town, he decides to approach his old high school crush. This show was completely original and had a great plot in every episode. It was one hilarious show with quarky characters and of course, awesome Tom Cavanagh as Ed Stevens in the show. The show got cancelled after 4 great seasons. I'll never forget this brilliant show. You can watch reruns on TBS at noons (as of right now).
Ed Stevens: I am a lawyer, I own a bowling alley. Two separate things.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
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Ed Stevens: The fact of the matter is you can't live without me.
Carol Vessey: What?
Ed Stevens: That's right you could move away to Guam, Borneo, Harrisberg Pennsylvania, god knows where, the truth is you'll be making a beeline right back to Stuckeyville. You know why?
Carol shakes her head
Ed Stevens: Capital "E" lower case "d"!
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At Stuckeybowl
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you yell "I love kitties" at the top of your lungs.
Ed Stevens: I LOVE KITTIES!
everyone stares
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Mike Burton: Who would win in a fight - a big, strong guy or an invisible fat guy?
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Mike Burton: Can't talk. Eating fried pie. Experiencing nirvana.
by beattie April 18, 2005
by Daniela March 20, 2003
a retarded person who meddles often... a confused person. a "special" person, generally misunderstood... self pity, and most importantly....
a father
a father
by sarah.. October 24, 2006
by aidenpurple March 19, 2011
One who is a complete and utter fuckwit. Also used to describe someone who is completely socially inept. An Ed, whilst not being completely stupid, has ignorant and nonsensical views and opinions.
A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.
Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.
In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.
A bragger; although Ed's generally bragg about events that happened in their mind are stupid or (as is commonly the case) not worth bragging about because it really isn't that great.
Ed's also enjoy being other people's bitches, this is due to the fact that because they're such an Ed people get quite embarrased being in puclic with them.
In general Ed's are extremely lame but have great entertainment value.
Girl: Hey!
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...
Ed: Hey! OMFG, I like totally haven't shaven in three whole days! I've got a fricken beard now!
Girl: (Notices a minimal ammount of facial hair). You've been growing that for a few months haven't you?
Ed: (Awkward laugh). Nooo...
Girl: (To self) He is such an Ed...
by Halo_Slutana September 11, 2008
A group of depressed students that have dedicated their life to providing a C++ extension of mbeddr in MPS. Lunch seems to be the only highlight in their day.
by Ededguy June 6, 2018
adj. A term used to call something(s) or someone that is/are extremely stupid. Not JUST stupid--but extraordinarily stupid, disgustingly stupid, dumb, or retarded. So nonsensical or ridiculous that it could be considered something that only a special ed student would say or do. Or perhaps, NOT EVEN something that a special ed student would do because of how legendarily dumb it is. Hence, the origin of the word.
Little Billy was caught trying to sneak into the girl's bathroom. All his friends told him: "You're so ed, dude".
by T.137 November 5, 2023