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wartime friend 

A friend who is helpful in moments of crisis, whose friendship is persistent when the conditions for friendship or happiness become difficult.
Todd is a wartime friend, he got me food and a lawyer after my accident even though he was working 80 hour weeks at the time.

The moment Fred's fund needs to cash out, he will begin voting against us on the board--he is no war time friend.
wartime friend by Freddy Boy1 February 10, 2024

Wartime Brosef

A friend who excels when their bro is in a really big jam. He is the first brosef his friends call when someone dies, with work issues, advice, and with most traumatic events.

He is like a hockey player who does not take the calm regular season seriously, but is the best player during the playoffs and big games.
Vern: FUCK, my business partner is driving me nuts and my wife is pissed I watched the ball game with the guys too. I need to vent to someone NOW.

Brett: Call RJ, he is the BEST Wartime Brosef, White Collar Brosef, and everything in between. I go to him all the time with my big issues. No Briefcase Chuckle needed, you just go right into it. You'll feel like a million bucks after.

Vern: Thanks man, I owe you. Good Wartime Brosefs are rare.
Wartime Brosef by Mike109999 August 26, 2025

frances wertimer 

the coolest person in the world who is so original and everyone should love her. also, is a person who does not need a man to complete her!
wow, that person is a frances wertimer!
frances wertimer by alyson March 31, 2005

wartie sword 

A dick riddled with genital warts and/or herpes, making finding a sexual partner a daunting task.
Meat Loaf is referring to his wartie sword in his song "I would do anything for love." Meat Loaf's monster remains on the leash despite advances from his bitch.
wartie sword by workinghard January 8, 2009
Somebody who gets angry very quickly and often leaves group chats out of impulse.
"Do you know Jack?"
"Yeah dude he's such a WahTime"
WahTime by imtoogoated January 7, 2022

War Time 

The mind set instilled in beastly offensive and defensive lineman(from mg) that you are going to piss pound your opponent until the clock hits zero. Its a relentless attitude that controls the line and expects perfection.
After we broke the huddle, we all knew what time it was...War Time!
War Time by Mack5050 November 4, 2009