We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021

Void Your Warranty 

A threat; An insinuation of causing physical harm to another; An invitation to get one's ass kicked

Back the fuck up man, back the fuck up, or I'm gonna void your warranty!

Void Your Warranty by CIL Prod. August 17, 2008

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

tail-light warranty by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

boob warranty 

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.

mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.

boob warranty by stacykiller December 4, 2010

Your car’s extended warranty 

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.

Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”

Your car’s extended warranty by gymscooter January 7, 2021

tailgate warranty 

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

tailgate warranty by PappaChino July 13, 2017

warrentucky 

An area of Warren, Michigan that is filled with run-down starter homes, and which has a very large white trash population. It gained its name for having a high number of people who look like they're from rural Kentucky (ie. pickup trucks on the lawn, etc.). It's somewhere near Groesbeck and 10 Mile, I think.

All of Warren is not Warrentucky, but there is a certain amount of spillover into other parts of the city. It is not uncommon to see rusty Chevy Berettas filled with skanky Warrentucky chicks driving around. For these vehicles, an Insane Clown Posse sticker is almost mandatory.

I'm sick of seeing nasty-ass chicks from Warrentucky. They're all ugly and tattooed.

warrentucky by warrensucks September 22, 2005