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3.
A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
Look Morgan, warks! Honk Honk!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 02, 2008
 
1.
The familiar sound made by a Chocobo. various forms of the "wark" are used in different situations and depending on the mood of the Chocobo!
"(^)> *wark!* *wark!*

"(@)> "im pilled up, yo."
by Towneh April 29, 2003
 
2.
The sound of a chocobo from many Final Fantasy games. Most Final Fantasy fans would recognize the sound in a second. In the game it is usually heard as an adorable squeak.
Chocobo: Wark! Wark!
Chocobo 2: Wark!?
Chocobo: waarrrrk.
by BaldDumboRat August 02, 2006
 
4.
(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
I wark frequently: when showering, before falling asleep, and even while taking in podcasts.
by birtweiser August 08, 2005
 
5.
(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.
by birtweiser August 08, 2005
 
6.
verb

pronounced War-k

1. to butt-fuck the shit out of someone
Guy 1: "Dude, did you wark him last night?"

Guy 2: "Man, we warked so hard, and there was wark sauce EVERYWHERE"

Guy 1: "Hey man, chu gei?"
by MackW March 18, 2009
 
7.
A party man who drinks Canadian beer by the case. One who enjoys a blumkin now and again and likes to tip the little man out of the boat.
You are a real Wark!
by Dan Mior August 18, 2003