wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy May 1, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 23, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A good reason to buy TiVo.

Hit the 5 second rewind button!! Her name ain't baby, it's Janet, and things just got nasty.

by Natasha Foxx April 12, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfuntion in my personal opinion is what all the rich city whores these days suffer from. who wears that stuff, really??

"Hey lets show our tits and maybe, just maybe someone will notice that we wanna be prostitutes!"

by LINZ July 30, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

A really awesome Seattle band

"Man, Wardrobe Malfunction was great last night!"

by Mr. Luna June 13, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004