war printing 

Driving around to find and use people’s wireless printers. printing useless stuff, maybe goatse, or directions on how to secure their network.

bob: lets go war printing coupons for free butt plugs tonight
joe: where the free butt plugs at?

war printing by C Bobbert October 8, 2008

War Painting 

The act of your partner wacking you off, then you stick one of your fingers into your partner's asshole. Then you take it out with the shit still on there. Then you smear the shit under their eyes, and blow your wad on their forehead.

DUDE! CINDY FUCKIN DOMINATED JOE! SHE WAR PAINTED HIM! You dumbass, only guys can warpaint fag. UM DER UH.................... NO!

War Painting by Bloodhound34 November 23, 2006

The Cold Painting War 

The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.

Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?

It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.

Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.

- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.

The Cold Painting War by Pissimism September 2, 2018

Warpainting

The act of having menstrual blood smeared across ones face

"I was licking my girl out, and she started warpainting me"

Warpainting by summer6 March 9, 2009

Warpainting

When you perform oral sex on a lady who is on her period. You finish and then look in the mirror to find you have blood smeared on your face. You resemble a warrior of ancient times who smeared blood on his face before battle.

Guy 1 - I went down on my girlfriend last night. Afterwards i realised i had blood all over my face.
Guy 2 - Aaaah you been Warpainting.

Warpainting by Dan Spalke December 5, 2013