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1. Self sustaining as long as humanity is aloud to exist and thrive.

2. An extreme act of aggression fueled by the simplest emotion LOVE.
War is self sustaining and peace on earth is a idiocy sustained by the hopes and dreams of fools.
by Marine1963grandson August 15, 2014
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Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.
Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.
by Joe September 14, 2003
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Something that is really unnecesary since our problems can be solved without killing eachother. Is also a distraction from technology advancements. People should just band together and Improve Earth and should only really use these weapons if aliens happen to attack earth.
Country A: I wage war unto thou!
Country B: what will that solve?
Country A: That I am better than you and instead of joining you for your crops and land, I shall sieze it, killing millions who get in the way.
Country B: That's just stupid.
by sony65 September 14, 2005
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Hey Aaron Einstein, it's kind of hard to believe such an esteemed fortune teller whenever he uses the word "overthrowed". Take some money out of your homo-erotic pornography budget and use it to buy a dicionary, you fuck.
France taking part in the destruction of America is one of the funnier predictions I've ever read.
by b0ner July 06, 2003
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WAR. A Legends of Might and Magic Clan(lomm) The best there is. WAR is the shit.
HOLY CRAP! WE JUST GOT WTF n00B3d by that kickass clan {WAR}
by Spanyard of WAR April 15, 2005
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One of US policitcs' most powerful tools for distracting citizens from the problems in their own country, with the added bonus of a massive economic boost and the spoils of victory (if the war ever ends). Find some evidence that something is happening in another country that you don't like (or make it up, if you have the balls/ignorance), then send in a massive invasion force with little planning and watch the inevitable shit-storm. If you lucky, your war could go on for years, where not too many people die; just enough for people to keep arguing over the issue will keeping most of the armed forces relatively safe. And, if you get really luck, you might end up fighting a seemingly endless number of determined guerilla fighters that can be used as an excuse to keep troops there indefinitely, all the while making more and more money from the sale of arms to fund the never ending cycle. Unfortunately, your war will likely end at some point. No matter, after a year of so, simply rinse and repeat.
War in Iraq
Wat in Afghanistan
Vietnam War
by SheepKing October 13, 2010
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president bushe's way to saying to a country your wrong
osama bin ladin: i think your country is stupid and does things the wrong way

bush:i declare war on your country
by y the hell would i tell u March 27, 2005
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