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Eine drumpf wähler 

noun
a : Code words used by the resistance to covertly identify trump voters.

Literally, the meaning is “a trump voter” in the German language. Donald trump’s father, Fred Drumpf who emigrated from GERMANY changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump upon arriving in America as a superficial means to shed his German heritage and create a more powerful sounding sur name in hopes of enhacing his business ambitions.

b. One that voted for and continues to support donald trump and his administration.

c. The requisite number of urban dictionary reviewers that keep rejecting my witty code phase for the shallow, lazy, fearful, bigoted, misinformed ignoamuses that voted for Donald Trump. See WTF.
Forbes: “Look at that dolt wearing that red MAGA hat after all that has happened."
Emily: “Yes, it is disturbing. We use the code words ‘eine drumpf wähler‘ to identify them to be less conspicuous.”
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Wapple Rap 

Verse 1
You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds
That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners
‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major
Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager
Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults
So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL
If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all—
Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’
And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’
Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin
Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when—
He only had 4K subs, all Ls
No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff
I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’
Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit
I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics
To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted?
But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction
No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction
You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo
I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo
Had a bitch, but she thought I was special
I’ll never forget the time she said so
She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she'd rape me
Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me
And if I ever have my own kid who hates me
I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen
person: cuties is my fav movie!🥺
me: Wapple Rap moment
Wapple Rap by *magicalkitten* March 1, 2023
A wack athlete. One who sucks and does not belong on the field with the rest of his team.
That dude is such a wathlete how is he playing D-1 football?!
wathlete by bstouttt October 8, 2009

Waplesed 

The act of getting caught red-handed doing something you shouldn't be doing, especially when there's no question that you are in error. Coined in honor of a High School history/government teacher who was very good at catching misbehaving students off-guard.
You totally got Waplesed sneaking a peak at the answer sheet.

"Waplesed!" (synonymous with shouting "Busted!")
Waplesed by bigj41 September 7, 2013
Something that is fantastic. Or anything that has good vibes or meaning. Used in place of "word" "sweet" or "awesome" also. It is a word that can me anything positive that you would like.
"So whats waple?"
"Nm, going to see this totally waple movie i saw an add for"
"Waple. Who you bringing"
"Just these totally waple people i met the other day"
"Any of them waple?"
"One chick is totally waple"
"Waple"
Waple by Vyramine July 26, 2011
The act of One-Upping somebody.
Oh man, you had a good story but Brenden totally wappled you.
Wapple by Angry-Dragon April 11, 2011
A popular meme and emoticon surrounding the community of "The Political Compass Community Discord Server"
Im waking up(wapple)
To Ash and Dust(wapple)
I wipe my ass(wapple)
And Slap My Nuts(wapple)
Im Breathing in My Genital's(wapple)
Im Kekking in(wapple)
Cringing out(wapple)
Noscoping normies in the dark(wapple)
This is it the meme-pocalypse(wapple)
Oh Oh Oh(wapple)
Im waking up(wapple)
I feel it in my doge(wapple)
Enough to make my pepes old(wapple)
Welcome to le meme page(wapple)
To Le Meme Page(wapple)
Welcome to le meme page(wapple)

to Le Meme Page(wapple)
Uh oh uh oh(wapple)
Oh Oh Oh Oh(wapple)
Im Shitting and Farting(wapple)
Im Shitting and Farting(wapple)
Wapple by cumgoblin2000 May 9, 2021