wappler

a bad ass kid that is awesome at everything he does and bitches flock to him like birds.. most likely a god on the water. otherwise known as " wap "

girl: " oh my gosh! did you see that wap earlier?"
girl 2: " yeah! that wap was looking sexy as hell! "
girl: " i love me some wappler! "

by Wappppppppp July 25, 2008

wappler

an apple flavored apple that wavers easily when fishes swims the sea of shippers.

When the fishes are dominant, wapplers pop out like mushrooms.

by appler147 June 20, 2013

Wappler Bomb

A mixed alcoholic beverage. Essentially a Yager shot dropped into a glass of Vodka. The drink, known to cause severe blackouts, is consumed as a statement of solidarity among young men as part of a late night debauchery session. J. Wappler is credited for inventing and popularizing the drink in Chicago among young professionals. Due to its strength, being offered to take a Wappler Bomb is a sign of ultimate respect for one’s drinking ability.

- Dude, I blacked out last night. can't remember a thing
- Why? Had a Wappler Bomb?

by MoGreen January 24, 2009