Jankmeister 

1. The jankiest of all the janksters.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.

That dude is beyond janky. He must be a jankmeister.

Jankmeister by ajt1834 July 19, 2010

Wankblister 

The sore, red lesions that may appear on a man's cock after excessive masturbation.

Guy 1: You need to get laid, man.

Guy 2: Come on I can't go cheating on my Canadian Girlfriend!!!

Guy 1: Cut the shit, I see you scratching your wankblisters.

Wankblister by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

wongmeister 

Simmilar to the actor in monk, an obsesive compulsive skinny asian man, first name must be a short american 3 letter-long name, usually begining with "D". They tend to own 5-20 computers, even though only one is used at a time. The wongmeister allways carries a bottle of hanitizer. Hard to find, as he not nocturnal, but also is rarely seen in the day, the wong feeds on super 88 foods and sometimes turtles and computer parts. Also looks like spock.

Wongmeisters are hard to find, but look hard, and you will see them lurking in the Best Buys and CompUsas.

wongmeister by Jose Rubio October 22, 2006

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003

yankmeister 

Some dude who keeps beatin off all the time.

The dude's a yankmeister cause he can't get any snapper.

yankmeister by EllmanHolmes June 6, 2010