9 definitions by Wankmasta

you're such a schmank

hey man me and that chick totally schmanked
by Wankmasta October 18, 2004
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1. To make any given object, task, or idea marked by moderate simplicity unecessarily complex for no apparent reason

3. To complexify

2. To put emphasis on unambiguously superflous details
I molinified the phrase "Show me the money." Now it's a five-page essay being graded on the proper use of the £

I just took a shit. Now I am going to eat it, smell it, listen to it, squish it in my hands, observe it, and look at its chemical composition. Then I think I'll write an essay about the pigments in it. Then I'll expound on it dispite the fact that it is utterly insignificant. Hey! I am going to molinify it!
by Wankmasta April 13, 2005
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Contrary to popular belief, this is the true meaning of the symbol £.
3 Geto "F" plus 4 Geto "F" equals 7 Geto "F"
by Wankmasta April 13, 2005
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Geto "F" that the British use to insult people who don't know that it stands for "F"
Brit: That'll be £20.

Yank: Thanks

Brit: lol. fuck you!
by Wankmasta April 13, 2005
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Dave Croteau's even more bad ass and slightly insane alter ego. zero will h4x0r t3h w0r7d.
Zero you're such a dumbass
doo i so already know that
see dave croteau
by Wankmasta October 31, 2004
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An extremly kick ass band, though they seem to be changing slightly (as did another good band AFI) with their recent explosion onto the radio and *shudder* MTV.
Alot of people try to lable them as "goth","punk", "emo" or other vatrious things but in my opinion they are simply Alkaline Trio,a band that i can never imagine sucking. Here's a list of the albums that i can think of.
Sundials
Goddamnit
Alkaline Trio
Maybe I'll Catch Fire
Alkaline Trio/Hot Water Music split
From Here to Infirmary
Good Mourning
on a side note, the lyrics aren't all about death, there's drinking and relationships involved too.
I dont care who you've been kissing on these days
It's out of my hands
and in my mouth with such a pleasant taste
I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace
And then i'll drink 23 more
To wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face.
by Wankmasta April 8, 2005
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