2 definitions by CrystalAura

Top Definition
The sore, red lesions that may appear on a man's cock after excessive masturbation.
Guy 1: You need to get laid, man.

Guy 2: Come on I can't go cheating on my Canadian Girlfriend!!!

Guy 1: Cut the shit, I see you scratching your wankblisters.
by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

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The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.
That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.
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