wankerstation 

A wankerstation is the chair or place that you wank off in.

Dude! Don't sit there, thats my wankerstation!
Your what?
My wankerstation. I beat my meat sitting in that chair.

wankerstation by chaseTHEg August 1, 2009

wanderbating 

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.

I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.

wanderbating by PhilFFI January 7, 2011

Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

Waterbation by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

wankerbatting 

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

wankerbatting by TheJacker March 29, 2015

wankabration 

to celebrate with a wank

Johnny's girlfriend was out of town, and received a text with some awesome news, and jumped up and shouted "Fuck yeah! I'm going to have a wankabration".

wankabration by notjohnny December 8, 2016

Wasterbation 

When girls/females stimulate their body and/or genitals to achieve pleasure and an orgasm. Girls won't admit that they do, but truth is they're just as horny as guys.

I f***ing hate that b*tch!

I know.she acts all high and mighty, but I heard she wasterbates in the bathroom.

That's so f***ing desperate! Who'd have thought she was into wasterbation.She's such a whore.

Wasterbation by take.u.down.and.clean.you.up January 10, 2012