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wanderbating

To wander whilst masterbating. Frequently performed by those who get distracted easily and need a change of scenery. Painfully awkward for room mates, houseguests, parents, etc.
I once walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. Wait, I walked in on him while I was masturbating. I was wanderbating.
by PhilFFI January 7, 2011
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wanderbate

Desiring a life of traveling to new places to masturbate.
Alice dreams of a life where she can pleasure herself in the setting of her choice. She is consumed by wanderbate.
by wanderbater December 20, 2013
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