wanksday 

Wednesday is a wankers midweek masturbation day.

Wanksday is self gratification time.

wanksday by jpg3 November 21, 2011

wankdackery 

v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.

Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god

After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.

wankdackery by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008

Wank Day 

The day of the week in which a break from women must take place and one must hang with his bros.

"Yo Sam, what are you doing Saturday?" "I'm shaging Emily" "Naw man Saturday is a Wank Day."

Wank Day by Real-i-g November 5, 2014

International Wank Day 

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

International Wank Day by Bongonog November 11, 2019

wankdag 

a person that somehow manages to wank dogs

you disgusting wankdag!

wankdag by stuart duncan March 25, 2005

Wankdanger 

(Waank-Dan-Gur) (N). An extremely offensive, egocentric person or thing.

My former boss was a real wankdanger.

Wankdanger by Ian VanSwaz January 31, 2017

No Wank Day 

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

No Wank Day by Jo Dada July 7, 2020