Wankalot (sir) 

a play on the name of the Knight Sir Winalot

that dude is such a wankalot (sir), yes sir wankalot, three bags full sir wankalot

Wankalot (sir) by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Wangalot

A man who is uniquely distinguished by his uncontrollable swaying balls. It is considered as a mark of shame inflicted upon a certain individual.

Yeah brah, we need some lard ass pants to keep that wangalot under my nuclear command center.

Wangalot by KyoksoTTT October 30, 2011

Sir Wanksalot 

A formal reference to a male, typically late teens and early 20s, that wanks himself mutiple times a day. Typically affiliated with a porn addition and lack of employment.

Let me introduce you to my roommate John. However you can simply cal him Sir Wanksalot.

My brother, Sir Wanksalot, moved back in with mom and dad. What a looser.

Sir Wanksalot by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Wankaloid

A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it

Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!

Wankaloid by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021

wankalonka 

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

wankalonka by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

wankalitus 

a common disease which many people both male and femal can have.

If you have wankalitus you find the urge to frequently crack one off no matter where you are.... even if you are in a public place like at the back of a classroom in a boring philosophy lesson. Men that have wankalitus often use public toilets as they do not need to worry about shooting their load over their own toilet

wankalitus by Jordan Mowat September 10, 2005

wankalone 

A synonym for semen

'Arklone' is a trademark for what is substantially propanol, 'Wankalone' is my trademark.

wankalone by mcafzap November 15, 2016