NICE WANKA

A nice wanka is a nice sized penis. When saying nice wanka, it is often said by an austrailian girl or a british girl with a strong accent.

Hey Zach! You have a NICE WANKA.

by ZFH July 27, 2010

Willie Wanka

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Blody wanka

A more bri’ish was of saying “bloody wanker”

Oy m8 come teh London yeah, I’ll rip ya bones out ya blody wanka

by cryo-kun May 5, 2021

wanka dollar

a currency used in any outrageous bet, only available as 5 wanka dollars.

I'll bet you five wanka dollars to go bang on their door and tackle them when they answer.

by vadandb November 14, 2010

fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

by chasersl July 1, 2021

Briefcase wanka

Briefcase wanka. Where do I start this person is your best friend! The funniest fucker out. Can brighten up the room with there bangin humour. You will deffo miss them if you don’t have them around. Can entertain anyone and anything. a major hot bitch and does not have a dangler!!!

“briefcase wanka is a right laugh ”

by Briefcase wanka May 1, 2019

spanky wanka

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

by bigmike510 December 21, 2014