Wank on me 

A common line used by whores when the jon can not shoot his load while hitting the pussy this is usually due to having whisky dick, in order to shoot your load u must wank on the chick to nut on her usually in the whores mouth or tits whilst the whore encourages u to blow your load by shouting aww wank on me wank on me!!!

I had whisky dick last nite after drinking to much i couldn't pick up so i ordered a whore to get my rocks off but needed her to shout aww wank on me so i could bust a nut.

Wank on me by badman2232 August 10, 2009

Wank on toast 

1. A negative expression of profound disgust for a particular subject, item or occurance.

2. used to describe that an idea (quite often a management decision) is pointless/useless and therefore not worth persuing/entertaining the idea of.

1."What? the pub is shut...that's just wank on toast"

2."That fundraising idea is a pile of wank on toast"

Wank on toast by Paul Bowdler December 12, 2006

wank on the beach

when you don’t have all the ingredients for sex on the beach ,settle for what you’ve already got, have a wank on the beach

Bro can you give me another wank on the beach, it’s so good!?!?

wank on the beach by CocktailKing67 October 13, 2025

A Bit Of A Wank On 

A phrase that describes when an object is shaking or vibrating in an abnormal or particularly violent fashion.

"Y'see these ceiling fans, Barry?", Joshua McTrousers called to his workmate. One fan wasn't secured properly and was shaking side to side whilst spinning. "Yes, the middle one has got a bit of a wank on, hasn't it", Barry concurred. Joshua tightened his grip on his tool case. "I'll have this fixed by the day's end, or my name isn't Joshua McTrousers!"

Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.

"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."

A Bit Of A Wank On by JankZappa January 19, 2022

On the wank 

Bitching about nothing; excessive complaining for no good reason.

"oh my co workers were on the wank today, it was doing my nut"

"I got stuck with Gary on carpool, he was on the wank about his hatred of Greenpeace supporters and then he hit a cyclist."

On the wank by Hairy Gee May 23, 2024

Onion Wank 

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

Onion Wank by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

one night wank 

If you use a porno only for one wank and then never watch it again.

Damn Dave, I had the best one night wank ever, last tuesday.

one night wank by Shaggy_Magic December 3, 2018