wankness

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

by subnet zero January 15, 2009

Wank

1. A slang term for masturbation that originated in Britain.
2. A word that describes something that is very poor/terrible.

1)

A: "I heard Jake broke up with Charlotte"
B: "Yeah, he's probably at home, wanking"

2)

A: "Did you see that film?"
B: "Yeah, it sucked. Utter wank."

by EvilFruitPie April 25, 2011

wank

The act of self masturbation (verb)

Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.

by terriblequiche August 10, 2006

wanked

past tense: slang term for masturbation

1. The boy wanked himself.

by Katrina ((Kitty)) September 17, 2005

wank

the voice inside someones head that tells them to do and say unexplainable things.

he is similar to an infection, anyone can get sick with him, but once he is there he never leaves.

Simon - “why did you do that”

Tom - “it wasnt me it was wank”

by prouddaddyof3 April 28, 2023

Wanking

to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation

ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!

by duuuude April 13, 2004

wanked

what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!

Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.

by hornyhamish February 7, 2018