Walsack Wolly Womper 

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.

Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?

Walsack Wolly Womper by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Wadsacking

The art of open-mouthed skolling of an alcoholic drink, usually wine, in a vigorous manner.

I am going to be Wadsacking some wines tonight.

Wadsacking by skolmaster3000 October 30, 2013

Wadsacking

The art of open-mouthed skolling of an alcoholic drink, usually wine, in a vigorous manner.

I am going to be Wadsacking some wines tonight.

Wadsacking by skolmaster3000 October 30, 2013

wassack

complete and utter moron
somebody who doesnt seem to do anything right.

You complete Wassack!

wassack by Chris Davies July 9, 2004

Wallsack Wolly Wumper 

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

Wallsack Wolly Wumper by ProZak95 July 20, 2011

wallsack 

A gnome like creature, deformed and hideous in nature with the same methane production as a cow, that smokes, chews, and drinks coffee while pumping dudes simulaneously.

Damien Wall, a gay 57 year old male in the Univerisity of Idaho's civil engineering department and officer candidate in the Navy, is a wallsack. And he is also a world renowned dude squid pumper and Indian butterfly master who loves pumping man chowder naked.

wallsack by Oliver1234 November 18, 2007

Wadsack 

(wad-sak)

n.
1. The maternal cousin of the common douchebag.
2. Cousin twice removed of the dickwad.
v.
wadsacking, wadsacked, wadsacks.
v. tr.
1. to be visually disturbing to other people by lack of taste.
2. to intrude peoples lives by meanings of cheap cologne and self tanning lotion smells.
3. to self-proclaim grandeur via fabricated stories and name dropping.

from Late Latin wadda; and saccus, bag

Michelle: at first glance I thought he was a douchebag, but upon farther examination, I concluded he was a total wadsack instead.

Wadsack by u.u.f. July 13, 2012