4 definitions by Sean139
When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.
by Sean139 October 7, 2007
When you are having sex with a women from behind and club her unconscious. Then proceed to tie the the worlds most majest of all the birds, the albatross, to her back. Then have a REAL pirate rape her when she awakens. Real pirate is needed for unmatched authenticity. Flaming Albatross is optional.
Man 1: Man, she put up a real fight when I gave her the Soggy Sailor.
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
Man 2: Maybe, but not as much of a fight as the albatross.
Man 1: *Snap* ZING!
by Sean139 October 7, 2007
When you fish all of the pubic hair out of the shower drain, forming it into a nice ball of Nixon Administration, then proceed to have sex with it. Jizz all over it and let the Nixon times roll. Throwing it at someones face is considered the best course of action.
Man 1: Hey Bro, what's soggier than a Soggy Sailor?
Man 2: Gee Man, I don't know.
Man 1: A Soggy Nixon! *Sploosh*
Man 2: Gee Man, I don't know.
Man 1: A Soggy Nixon! *Sploosh*
by Sean139 October 7, 2007
When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.
Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.
Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.
by Sean139 October 7, 2007