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the act of masturbating using a wall. Something only an Asian would think of doing. Usually needs a lot of lubricant to work, unless you enjoy pain. I would not recommend drilling a hole in the wall to do it, because splinters down there are a bitch. You rub yourself up and down on the wall until you ejaculate. May leave a stain. Not recommended unless your name is Ben. Me: "Hey Ben, did you know Cody has never jacked off?"
Ben: "I only have twice." Me: "Wtf really?!" Ben: "Yah, and once was with a wall." Me: "omg thats not normal, wouldn't that be considered wall raping?" Ben: "..." Me: "How is that even possible?!" Ben: explains to me Me: "That's crazy shit right there!" |
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