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wake n bake 

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.
"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."
wake n bake by dub_head November 5, 2005
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wake n bake 

basically, to wake up and immediately blaze (smoke marijuana)
wake n bake by mandy November 2, 2003

wake n bake 

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries
Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.
wake n bake by smellymeli March 11, 2018

wake n bake 

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.
wake n bake by kajoe October 10, 2008

Wake n' Bake 

If you wanna crash here you can. In the morning we'll do a wake n' bake.
Wake n' Bake by KUSH NOT BUSH June 15, 2008

wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.
i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.
wake'n'bake by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

wake-n-bake 

A tanning salon that also serves coffee
We went to to spot to get wake-n-baked.
wake-n-bake by Interiorfix March 25, 2025