Wake apnea 

When you snore while your awake

“Is Dave over there sleeping , I can hear him snoring?” -“ shit, Dave got that wake apnea he snores when he’s awake !”

Wake apnea by Vatlc-b March 18, 2023

Wake Apnea 

when someone thinks so hard about the task at hand that they forget to breathe, common in people with little to no common sense

She was concentrating so much on sorting the mail that she had a bout of wake apnea.

Wake Apnea by SquirrelWrangler February 1, 2022