wake and tank Share definition Flag Wake and tank is the art of waking up and drinking with the objective of getting shitfaced hammered drunk before noon. dude i wake and tanked yesterday and i was shitfaced hammered drunk by 10:00am. wake and tank by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the wake and tank mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch