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waist band hero 

The act of taking ur boner/partially erecteed woody and cautiously sliping it into ur waist band of ur shorts to eliminate the sticking out of the wang. ***very helpful in a group seetting 2 avoid awkwardness -- (usually the go-to guy in terms of the boner evasion)
*Not necessary if your wang is 2.5 inches or less*

In a quick moment, they had to stop hookin up and run Hence, the girl got up and told Peter to get up
--however--Peter didn't want that lonely boner being evident so he called out to the Waist Band Hero and she never knew
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waist-banding 

when you have a narb or a regular boner and ur in a public place and u need to stand up, you put ur stiffy between ur stomach and ur waistband, and within a matter of 15-30 seconds,the sitffy goes away
beuler, please come up to class
'shit dude i got a boner, ill waistband'

miguel, please come down here
shit my moms calling and i got a boner
just waistband
o good idea

i love waist-banding
waist-banding by k-trizzle July 24, 2006

Waist Bandit 

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.
John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"
Waist Bandit by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

Color coded wrist band 

Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."

"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.

Waist Bandit 

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?
Waist Bandit by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

Brazilian Wrist Band

When one person sticks their hand up another person's butt whole (fisting) and then that person clenches their butt and when the person pulls their hand out they have a wrist band of poop around their wrist.
Dude, i got the illest Brazilian Wrist Band last night i aint showering for 2 days.

wrist band o' doom 

A gay headband worn in an even gayer way on the elbow by the even gayerer byron.
Man byron, you fag, that is one flaming wrist band o' doom u got there, ya queer.