Waffle Press 

The act of shitting on the keyboard of another person's lap top and closing it to form a 'poo' waffle when opened.

1) Dude, Ryan was being a cunt bitch so I waffle pressed him when he was asleep.

2) That was an epic waffle press last night; When Tom opened his computer to find a poo shaped eggo, the look on his face was priceless.

3) Chad flipped out when he realized that remnants of my waffle press had smeared all over his fingers and crashed his computer.

4) I didn't feel like making breakfast yesterday so I waffle pressed my roommate's computer

Waffle Press by Chad Hanvey January 18, 2008

wafflelessness 

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.

Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.

wafflelessness by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

{fan}{German Waffle Press}

German Waffle Press by krinko July 27, 2009

Wafflelessness 

A person who doesnt have any waffles, and would possibly like some. :P

Wafflelessness is not having any Waffles..

Wafflelessness by Durple111 September 13, 2011

Waffleyness

A word used to reference how waffle like something is.

This waffle fry is worth gold due to its waffleyness.

Waffleyness by Waffle_Fries August 11, 2021

Waffleyness

The taste, Scent, Appearance, Texture And Appeal Of A Waffle.

The waffle gained Waffleyness when you added the chocolate chips.

Waffleyness by 🍄t0xic_Mushroom🍄 March 6, 2022