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Dru Wakely 

Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*

He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Dru Wakely by saportasuarez April 8, 2010
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Wadleys Paradigm 

A place for everything and nothing in it's place
The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
Wadleys Paradigm by scriptcat February 4, 2009
The name for a really close friend who is a girl. You will love her unconditionaly and would give up anything for her. You care for her with all your heart and only want whats best for her. If you could you would spend every moment with her and wouldent grow tired of her even if she would rather spend time with other people. When shes angry or upset you try your best to cheer her up and help her out even if what she requires advice on is out of your experience. She will have stunning eyes, and will be beautiful in every way possible but wont see it and will deny it every time you tell her she is.
Guy1: I spent all last night talking to emily. Shes like my best friend.

Guy2: Yeah, she must be your wadeley.
Wadeley by evilpenguino July 12, 2010
A persons who is very handsome and is funny and outgoing he is very nice but don’t get him mad if you meet a wadley keep him forever
I met a wonderful person named wadley!
Wadly is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful human being.
I would love to Mary someone named wadly
Wadly by Drippa wadly February 11, 2019

Widely Believed Fact 


An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)

From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale

Immunizations cause autism - It's a widely believed fact!