wackjob

A spastic, nerdy, and repressed professional who attends the office early.

What the fuck wackjob, what are you doing here at 700AM, you shit the bed!?!

by ian l wachowicz October 4, 2006

wackjob

a complete nut absolutly fucking crazy some syn. mother-in-law, nut, loon etc.

That girl is total fucking wackjob.

by april hussler March 21, 2004

wackjob

An ecentric individual prone to odd behavior, ie. sitting and rocking, twiddling thumbs, mumbling incessantly about helicopters, and outbursts of lewd indecent exposure

JJ was ok, but now that wackjob is off his rocker.

by Joceppi August 4, 2003

wackjob

A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.

Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.

by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003

wackjob

slapping one in the face with an erect penis until one ejaculates.

man slaps woman in face with penis, then ejaculates (wackjob).

by htes23 July 6, 2011

wackjob

Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.

Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

wackjob

one who is prone to talking to hemselves more than others. in some instances may be wwearing a tutu and referring to themselves as 'spongebob'.

hendrietta, how about you don't eat the neighbor's roses, you wackjob.

by noelle March 27, 2003