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wackoff ironman 

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.

Wackoff Marathon 

Wacking off in a repetitive nature for atleast three climaxes.
Ryan G. Completed the wackoff marathon in a matter of seconds while having a cybersex scenerio involving the following Halo 2 characters; the Mastercheif, 3 Spartans, and various brutes.

Congratulations Ryan from Abbey Park, if you see him in the hall, give him a pat on the back, just dont shake his hand.

Wacked off

A slang for getting high in New Zealand.
"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"
Wacked off by malesex January 27, 2009

wacked off

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"
wacked off by tooms July 30, 2008

wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.
Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!
wacked off by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009
noun The stuff that squirts out when a male wacks off (masturbate)
"Look at all the wackoff I got all over my shirt!"
wackoff by Elmer Fudrukker March 28, 2021

wally wackoff 

a fat ass, who eats alot and jacks off every 12 minutes ESPECIALLY WHEN HIGH
wally wackoff is in the corner again, ya know what hes doin? HES FUCKIN JACKING OFF AGAIN