Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia 

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018

vulva spelunker 

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.

"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."

vulva spelunker by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018

vulvatarian 

a person who will choose vulva over food

"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner

vulvatarian by ginner December 26, 2008

Vulvasaur 

The Legendary Pokémon of Pokémon Pussy Version from Generation 69. It is a Vagina Type and is 2x weak to the Penis Type Legendary, Cockizard, from the opposite game, Pokémon Dick Version.

Guy 1: Hey, you're playing Pussy Version. Have you caught Vulvasaur yet?

Guy 2: Yeah!

Vulvasaur by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016

deja vulva 

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.

dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".

deja vulva by mave73 June 3, 2009

vulva chowder 

(noun)An affliction suffered by females that develops when the temperature and the humidity is high or have recently undergone strenuous activity. Ass sweat combines with the vaginal sweaty discharge and is trapped in the panties creating a noxious odor reminiscent of bad shellfish.

This recent D.C. heat wave has Kristen using her panties as a bread bowl for her vulva chowder.

vulva chowder by horses August 1, 2006

vulvular 

The opposite of phallic. Also, like a vagina, or parts of the female genitalia.

Georgia O'Keefe's paintings tend to be rather vulvular.
But then anything with a hole, significant indention, or lips can be classified as vulvular.

vulvular by Raineyday May 29, 2007