5 definitions by Dick Examiner
A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.
Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.
by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018
A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.
Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018
When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017
The 178th Ferengi Rule of Acquisition. When eating box, after separating the meat curtains, chow down bro. Can also be used as a suffix to other rules of acquisition. The sound made after chowing down on box is "nog nog nog nog..."
Source "The Dork Trek Podcast" Episode 257 DS9 Life Support
Source "The Dork Trek Podcast" Episode 257 DS9 Life Support
Jake to Nog, "Did you see the 36DDs on that Dabo Girl?"
Nog to Jake, "I want to eat her meat curtains!"
Jake to Nog, "Chow Down Bro"
Nog to Jake, "Nog nog nog nog"
Nog to Jake, "I want to eat her meat curtains!"
Jake to Nog, "Chow Down Bro"
Nog to Jake, "Nog nog nog nog"
by Dick Examiner November 10, 2017
A new cosmetic medical procedure used by maturing men for their sagging scrotum. It requires the injection of botulinum toxin aka Botox™ into the skin of the scrotum so the sac lifts and the wrinkles disappear giving a more youthful appearance. Scrotoxing also reduces injury during teabagging and makes it more difficult to squirrel grip during rough sex.
Sheila was ecstatic after Shane went and had the Scrotox procedure. It's been like a new lease of life. His teabagging her no longer feels like a slap in the face and his ball sac feels so smooth to lick and kiss.
by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018