Vulagism

Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.

Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.

Vulagism by beentheredonethat3 July 6, 2019

Vulgarnism

Vulgarnism, the belief that the universe is a giant toilet bowl, and the great plumber will one day unclog the toilet bowl, and flush us through the spiritual pipe to the land of endless waste. The words of the great plumber are inscribed on a golden two ply toilet paper roll. The great plumber made us in his image, the image we are all too familiar depicted by every plumber.

The great plumber manifested the great scripture of vulgarnism on the two ply golden toilet paper roll.

Vulgarnism by The Plunger, Messenger February 8, 2010

Vulcanizer 

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

Vulcanizer by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms 

A nickname for the massive collection of over 2,000 Urban Dictionary contributions of the erudite but also highly controversial and often quite vulgar wordsmith.

Let’s head online, straight to Urban Dictionary and get a quick hit of hilarity from some of the new Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms!

Dr Bunnygirl vulgarisms by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2023

vulcanize 

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.

Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.

vulcanize by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

vulcanise 

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole

Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her

vulcanise by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

Shower-Screen Vulgarism 

When your parents have sex to make a baby in the bathroom of a night club in the year 2005.

"when were you conceived?"
"Oh during that time of Shower-Screen Vulgarism"

Shower-Screen Vulgarism by briefcase with a fanny pack May 4, 2022