votive
votive by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005
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Votive candle
Your wife buys votive candle for a votive candle holder and buys the wrong size.. too big to fit thru the opening. You say give me that thing and i will make it work. She says i will give you one million dollars if you make it fit. So i take the candle out of the tin. Bend tin and place it into the holder. Then i take candle and shove it thru shaving a little off the sides. Reassemble candle into tin hand it to her and ask for that million.
Votive candle by Kuehlstein March 4, 2018
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Vel-votive
An extraordinary cheese product which when heated dissipates away like a votive candle leaving only the smell of cheese behind. Sadly any attempt to eat of this cheese is in vain. Cold consumption results in vomiting while warm consumption results in the complete disappearance of said cheese substitute.
I picked up one of those microwave ham and cheese sandwiches. Sadly the air was filled with Vel-votive while my sandwich was not.
Vel-votive by tyaughter March 24, 2010
Turkey day votive
When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
Turkey day votive by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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