Virtually 

An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".

What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"

Virtually by Directorjustin July 6, 2017

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.

'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

Virtually Blocked by AdamSandlerDickfucker69420 June 25, 2021

Virtually 

1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance

1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did

Virtually by DEMEMZEA December 26, 2020

Poke (virtually) 

To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.

The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.

Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.

At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.

Poke (virtually) by CELSDK October 5, 2011

Virtually Awkward 

Socially Awkward but in the virtual space

"The audio kept cutting in and out during the Zoom call and I had to keep repeating what I was saying. It was so virtually awkward."

Virtually Awkward by Unprofessional Linguist April 3, 2020

virtually dry humping 

When you and a buddy "poke" each other back and forth long enough on Facebook, you get hot for each other.

Jack: pokes Jill
Jill: pokes back
Jack: pokes back
Jill: pokes back
...
Jack is virtually dry humping Jill.

virtually dry humping by VirtualDryHumper November 14, 2011

Litreally 

Unlike literally (the term is constantly misused by morons) litreally means "in actuality, this really happened". Used when you reach a good/surprising part of the story and you want to stress that what you are saying REALLY happened (litREALLY, not literally).

John - "And then she litreally took off her top and jumped into the pool"

Amanda - "He litreally had a dick smaller than my thumb".

Litreally by swindlemelonzz September 23, 2011