(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.
“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen
by Catmailer March 3, 2011
A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.
by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017
A vintage motorcycle is a very rare breed of bike. They are made of very strong metal and are a quality build of bike , there are very few left as people assumed they were just worthless and threw them away , but they are infact very valuble.
Oh hey oliver , nice vintage motorcycle your riding there , it must be very rare and valuble.
Oliver : Yes , it is !
Oliver : Yes , it is !
by TheDefinitionGuy October 5, 2009
by Doctor Lee November 23, 2007
The Vagina of a woman over the age of 45 years is known as Vintage Vag. Some Vintage Vag is in good condition, but most Vintage Vags feature crust, and fanny flaps of a wide diameter.
by Maverick Corleone May 1, 2006
A kid in her/his teens that love old classic movies, actors, music, or tv shows. Vintage kids are mostly girls in there teens and 20's. This isn't a 'label' they don't wear vintage jeans, and such its just what the person likes and they don't care even if other girls think Brad Pitt is hot and they think James Dean is the ugliest thing in the the world.
by Brandon14 August 26, 2006
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018