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Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.
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Vinaigrette Strokes 

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.
We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

vinaigrette slider 

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.
My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.
vinaigrette slider by jedbob December 11, 2009

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.
Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

Ball-sack Vinaigrette 

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

berserker basil vinaigrette 

Balls to the wall crazy. Drinkin, Pukin, Pissin, Fightin, Starting all over again. Complete Viking Warlord Wrecking Ball.
Last night we came home and went completely Berserker Basil Vinaigrette on the room. Wrecked that piece of shit, hammered.

Balsomic vinegerette 

Bro that Balsomic vinegerette was lit