victuals 

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun
1. any kind of edible food
plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

John: Hey dude wanna go get some vittles?
Joe: Uhm actually thats spelled victuals, and sure.
John: How can you tell . . . we're talking . . .

victuals by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

Victuals 

Proof that the people who decided how english words are spelled were high and/or drunk.

Ancient scribe #1: Hmm, how should we spell the word that sounds like 'vittles'?
Ancient scribe #2: I think victuals will do nicely. Imma hit that crack again, you want some?
Ancient scribe #1: Yeah, gimme some of that

Victuals by theTacoCollector March 12, 2021

VirtualR 

Some annoying guy on the internet
If you see him run because he is a major threat to society.

OH MY GOD BECKY ITS VIRTUALR
OMG HE IS SO HOT

VirtualR by VirtualR April 16, 2022

virtualvert 

Someone who is outgoing online in social network settings approaching and chatting with anyone but shy and quiet in person.

Online Amy is such a virtualvert chatting to everyone, but get her face-to-face and she becomes so quiet and shy.

virtualvert by michiesav August 16, 2008

Virtual^Reality 

An internet force so powerful that you would be destroyed before you even though of challenging it.

More powerful than Daedalus, more powerful than the Eschelons, more powerful than Eos.

You heard of Virtual^Reality?
Yeah I've heard all kinds of stuff about it.
Just don't mess with it, no matter what.

Virtual^Reality by FTB June 7, 2003

victualizer 

Someone or thing that 'Will work for food'.

My cat treats me as the resident victualizer and masseuse though he does like to keep me company.

victualizer by Word Squire March 15, 2011