vice run 

An errand, most often performed at night, whose sole purpose is to pick up booze and/or cigarettes; hence, loading up on things commonly known as "vices".

Dude, if we are staying in tonight, then I have to make a vice run.

vice run by amcn February 2, 2008

You should run for vice president

A way of telling someone that they are earth-shatteringly, jaw-droppingly stupid.

I find your ill-informed positions to be vapid and absurd. I feel a shooting pain in my skull every time you speak. You should run for vice president!

You should run for vice president by Club Ed January 17, 2009